Originally posted by Lex
Our defense is no good because they get demoralized by all of Jakes turnovers deep in thier territory.
Our defense can't get any sacks, because the other team is always running the ball since they're always ahead, due to Jakes turnovers, and poor completion percentage.
Our running back is no good, because the defense has 8 in the box, since our quarterback can't complete a pass.
Our tight end has poor numbers, because Jake can't see him jumping up and down in the end zone.
Jake only has so many comebacks, because he's the reason we are always behind.
Jake has so few sacks, because he'd rather throw into coverage.
Jake has so many interceptions, because he won't throw it away, or take a sack.