Leandro Barbosa is so fast that...

[Furio]

when he falls down, he never hits the ground.

meep! meeep!

his farts create a sonic boom.

he makes the Earth spin like a log in water when he runs.

 

[Skumbag]

Ya that was a lil homo erotic

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Ya that was a lil homo erotic

WTF?

 

[SactownSunsFan]

He's faster than a fat chick at a chocolate factory.

 

[dodie53]

he's fast because he eats cow's liver with beans

 

[Furio]

he dreams in fast forward.

 

[Gaddabout]

... he changes the weather in Beijing.

 

[dodie53]

... he makes kobe's ankle tweak

 

[fordronken]

he's fast because he eats cow's liver with beans

Drinks, not eats. That stuff looks gnarly. I can't believe it's now a drink you can buy in Brazil because of him, too.

 

[Mainstreet]

Barbosa is so fast that opponents just consider themselves lucky if they see the ball drop through the basket.

 

[Ballamania]

he's so fast that he can catch an alley-hoop from half court...........................thrown by himself.

 

[sunsfn]

I do not want to break the great quotes here, but just want to say that last night when Barbosa turned the ball over and then got it back and went through about 3-4 lakers to the hoop for a lay-up was a fantastic play!

 

[Mainstreet]

I do not want to break the great quotes here, but just want to say that last night when Barbosa turned the ball over and then got it back and went through about 3-4 lakers to the hoop for a lay-up was a fantastic play!

Yes. What a way to make up for a turnover. It was almost like Barbosa was in two places at once and that he casually said to himself, I lost the ball so I better just go and get it back... no problem.

 

[Mulli]

When he turns out the light, he is in bed before it gets dark. Or something like that.

 

[devilalum]

I do not want to break the great quotes here, but just want to say that last night when Barbosa turned the ball over and then got it back and went through about 3-4 lakers to the hoop for a lay-up was a fantastic play!

So fast that even his turnovers turn into steals.

 

[sunsfn]

P.S.
The suns had a turnover and Barbosa scored off of it!!

 

[Black Jesus]

He burns through two pairs of shoes a game.

 

[Black Jesus]

his idea of dribbling is throwing the ball forward

 

[Espo]

When he turns out the lights on the Lakers, he is in bed before it gets dark. Or something like that.

Here I fixed it for you

 

[Folster]

Here's a few

Most of you do not know this, but the Suns actually lost Game 1 to the Lakers. However, Barbosa pulled a Superman and ran around the world so fast that it began to spin backwards and reverse time so he could replay the game.

He's so fast that Superman called him a show off.

He's so fast that Dwyane Wade was forced to give up his nickname.

He's quicker than Al Bundy.

 

[dodie53]

wade's new nickname is flush

 

[Gaddabout]

I thought it was funny when Kenny Smith took the time to point out nobody was getting in front of Barbosa for layups. As if Phil Jackson and his staff of millionaires didn't understand that, and didn't tell the team what they needed to do.

See, Kenny, I know it's been awhile, but you might remember trying to stay in front of a skinny little kid named KJ. You were about two steps too slow for that, and even Hakeem found himself in foul trouble trying to guess where KJ was going to go. Not even your favorite hip chipper/defender Robert Horry could solve the pre-hamstrung KJ. The Lakers are three or four steps to slow for Barbosa, so unless the Laker big men decide to keep on eye on Barbosa at all times or a Lakers guard not named Kobe gains a few steps before Game 3, it's going to be the Barbosa one-man fast break again and again and again.

 

[dodie53]

... if he runs in circles, he will bump himself

 

[dreamcastrocks]

...that he can play ping pong by himself.

 

[dodie53]

... he can play tennis by himself
lol