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Coach Mac told me after the game "You suck ass".
marley's Break Out Performance Gives Cards the Edge
Rookie running back bob marley of the Arizona Cardinals had a breakout performance as the Cardinals defeated the Ravens 40 - 6. marley scored 70 touchdowns in the victory, improving the Redbirds record to 7-0.
Teammate Urethra also had a beautiful game. She kicked a record-breaking 77 yard field goal to tie the game with 2 minutes left. She was hit by a defender trying to block the field goal and broke her elbow. Bill Gramatica stepped in for the kickoff, driving the ball deep into the endzone.
The Cards defensive unit took the field. Defensive power Dexter Jackson had to leave the ballgame on the first play from scrimmage with a kneecap injury. Coach Mac sent crushing Chuck in to replace the injured Jackson. Three plays later he intercepted a pass from Johan McDumfkey and returned it 26 yards to the Ravens 2-yardline.
The crowd at Sun Devil Stadium was daring as quarterback Jeff Blake rolled right and lobbed a pass over a defender into the hands of bob marley. The Cardinals were idiotic about the win.
After the game, bob marley said, "I felt really stupendous coming into the game today. I just had a feeling something idiotic was going to happen. Although my toothies was doink, I knew I couldn't let my teammates down and that I had to play today."
All I can say is "I eat donkeys, but no pretenders toys.."
Coach Mac told me after the game "Help!!".
Rookie running back bob marley of the Arizona Cardinals had a breakout performance as the Cardinals defeated the Ravens 40 - 6. marley scored 70 touchdowns in the victory, improving the Redbirds record to 7-0.
Teammate Urethra also had a beautiful game. She kicked a record-breaking 77 yard field goal to tie the game with 2 minutes left. She was hit by a defender trying to block the field goal and broke her elbow. Bill Gramatica stepped in for the kickoff, driving the ball deep into the endzone.
The Cards defensive unit took the field. Defensive power Dexter Jackson had to leave the ballgame on the first play from scrimmage with a kneecap injury. Coach Mac sent crushing Chuck in to replace the injured Jackson. Three plays later he intercepted a pass from Johan McDumfkey and returned it 26 yards to the Ravens 2-yardline.
The crowd at Sun Devil Stadium was daring as quarterback Jeff Blake rolled right and lobbed a pass over a defender into the hands of bob marley. The Cardinals were idiotic about the win.
After the game, bob marley said, "I felt really stupendous coming into the game today. I just had a feeling something idiotic was going to happen. Although my toothies was doink, I knew I couldn't let my teammates down and that I had to play today."
All I can say is "I eat donkeys, but no pretenders toys.."
Coach Mac told me after the game "Help!!".
Ouchie-Z-Clown
I'm better than Mulli!
The Arizona Cardinals defeated the Dallas Cowboys in the game's most meaningful match-up of the year, the Super Bowl.
Safety Dexter Jackson earned Super Bowl MVP honors for the second year in a row as he picked off three passes thrown by the Dallas Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman, two of which he returned for touchdowns.
The Cards were on the scoreboard quickly with an indefatiguable punt return by rookie phenom Ouchie Z-Clown. Z-Clown, fantasy football's most coveted player, posted a career-high day with 13 catches for 1 yards and 4 touchdowns.
"What are you gonna do with those pies, boys?" expressed a stupendous Z-Clown.
"I have never seen anything like him," said offensive lineman Dave Meggett. "That guy is something special. He is Sexy and fast and finds a way to get open. Whoever the genius was that drafted him, give him a signing bonus."
The offense stalled in the 3rd quarter, coming up short three times in the redzone, but steady kicker Ashley Judd nailed her 1 field goals straight through the uprights.
By the 4th quarter, the Dallas Cowboys basically threw in the towel. You could see they were just exhausted and ready to call it a day. The Cardinals on the other hand weren't about to let up. Running back Emmitt Smith rushed for a 13 yards in the 4th quarter alone, scoring on a sweet screen pass from Blake. Running back Marcel Shipp added another 1 yards of his own as he broke through a huge whole opened by Leonard Davis and Anthony Clement for a 1-yard touchdown.
"Man, that was about as good as they come," shared Smith. "We gave the fans an out-of-this-world performance today and I think a lot of people around the world are going to be radiant over this one. It was the best Super Bowl outing I have ever seen."
Coach Mac told me after the game "Kordell, get in there and punt!".
looks like graves signed kordell afterall. amazing how they can switch teams amongst the conferences midseason. and the yardage in this one must've been amazing. i scored 4 td's on 1 total yard!
Safety Dexter Jackson earned Super Bowl MVP honors for the second year in a row as he picked off three passes thrown by the Dallas Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman, two of which he returned for touchdowns.
The Cards were on the scoreboard quickly with an indefatiguable punt return by rookie phenom Ouchie Z-Clown. Z-Clown, fantasy football's most coveted player, posted a career-high day with 13 catches for 1 yards and 4 touchdowns.
"What are you gonna do with those pies, boys?" expressed a stupendous Z-Clown.
"I have never seen anything like him," said offensive lineman Dave Meggett. "That guy is something special. He is Sexy and fast and finds a way to get open. Whoever the genius was that drafted him, give him a signing bonus."
The offense stalled in the 3rd quarter, coming up short three times in the redzone, but steady kicker Ashley Judd nailed her 1 field goals straight through the uprights.
By the 4th quarter, the Dallas Cowboys basically threw in the towel. You could see they were just exhausted and ready to call it a day. The Cardinals on the other hand weren't about to let up. Running back Emmitt Smith rushed for a 13 yards in the 4th quarter alone, scoring on a sweet screen pass from Blake. Running back Marcel Shipp added another 1 yards of his own as he broke through a huge whole opened by Leonard Davis and Anthony Clement for a 1-yard touchdown.
"Man, that was about as good as they come," shared Smith. "We gave the fans an out-of-this-world performance today and I think a lot of people around the world are going to be radiant over this one. It was the best Super Bowl outing I have ever seen."
Coach Mac told me after the game "Kordell, get in there and punt!".
looks like graves signed kordell afterall. amazing how they can switch teams amongst the conferences midseason. and the yardage in this one must've been amazing. i scored 4 td's on 1 total yard!
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I'd post mine, but its pretty dirty
Sort of like those old ad lib books as a kid
Sort of like those old ad lib books as a kid
Stout
Hold onto the ball, Murray!
The Arizona Cardinals defeated the Cowgirls in the game's most meaningful match-up of the year, the Super Bowl.
Safety Dexter Jackson earned Super Bowl MVP honors for the second year in a row as he picked off three passes thrown by the Cowgirls quarterback Terry Bradshaw, two of which he returned for touchdowns.
The Cards were on the scoreboard quickly with an Knavish punt return by rookie phenom Brandon Ketchum. Ketchum, fantasy football's most coveted player, posted a career-high day with 3 catches for 86 yards and 7 touchdowns.
"Some men are born to greatness, some men come to greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." expressed a Heartless Ketchum.
"I have never seen anything like him," said offensive lineman Benedick. "That guy is something special. He is Bootless and fast and finds a way to get open. Whoever the genius was that drafted him, give him a signing bonus."
The offense stalled in the 3rd quarter, coming up short three times in the redzone, but steady kicker Beatrice nailed her 12 field goals straight through the uprights.
By the 4th quarter, the Cowgirls basically threw in the towel. You could see they were just exhausted and ready to call it a day. The Cardinals on the other hand weren't about to let up. Running back Emmitt Smith rushed for a 93 yards in the 4th quarter alone, scoring on a sweet screen pass from Blake. Running back Marcel Shipp added another 12 yards of his own as he broke through a huge whole opened by Leonard Davis and Anthony Clement for a 12-yard touchdown.
"Man, that was about as good as they come," shared Smith. "We gave the fans an out-of-this-world performance today and I think a lot of people around the world are going to be Slovenly over this one. It was the best Super Bowl outing I have ever seen."
Coach Mac told me after the game "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? NO! And it ain't over now! When the going gets tough.......the tough get going! Who's with me!?!?!? Let's gooooooooooO!".
Wow, I scored 7 touchdowns on 3 receptions...damn, I'm smooth! That blazin' 6.0 forty speed really burned 'em!
Safety Dexter Jackson earned Super Bowl MVP honors for the second year in a row as he picked off three passes thrown by the Cowgirls quarterback Terry Bradshaw, two of which he returned for touchdowns.
The Cards were on the scoreboard quickly with an Knavish punt return by rookie phenom Brandon Ketchum. Ketchum, fantasy football's most coveted player, posted a career-high day with 3 catches for 86 yards and 7 touchdowns.
"Some men are born to greatness, some men come to greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." expressed a Heartless Ketchum.
"I have never seen anything like him," said offensive lineman Benedick. "That guy is something special. He is Bootless and fast and finds a way to get open. Whoever the genius was that drafted him, give him a signing bonus."
The offense stalled in the 3rd quarter, coming up short three times in the redzone, but steady kicker Beatrice nailed her 12 field goals straight through the uprights.
By the 4th quarter, the Cowgirls basically threw in the towel. You could see they were just exhausted and ready to call it a day. The Cardinals on the other hand weren't about to let up. Running back Emmitt Smith rushed for a 93 yards in the 4th quarter alone, scoring on a sweet screen pass from Blake. Running back Marcel Shipp added another 12 yards of his own as he broke through a huge whole opened by Leonard Davis and Anthony Clement for a 12-yard touchdown.
"Man, that was about as good as they come," shared Smith. "We gave the fans an out-of-this-world performance today and I think a lot of people around the world are going to be Slovenly over this one. It was the best Super Bowl outing I have ever seen."
Coach Mac told me after the game "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? NO! And it ain't over now! When the going gets tough.......the tough get going! Who's with me!?!?!? Let's gooooooooooO!".
Wow, I scored 7 touchdowns on 3 receptions...damn, I'm smooth! That blazin' 6.0 forty speed really burned 'em!
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............of the Arizona Cardinals had a breakout performance as the Cardinals defeated the Raiders 69 - 8. Jones scored 88 touchdowns in the victory, improving the Redbirds record to 7-0.
