Mr. Kool-Aid Man!

[dreamcastrocks]

Who plays left tackle??
Stop with trade talk, it's silly
Change the blocking scheme

Wells plays left tackle
We need speed on the outside
Big does not cut it

 

[dreamcastrocks]

I hope you guys win
Urlacher will eat Leinart
And floss with his guts

This is my big fear
Urlacher through the middle
Leinart out the season

 

[NEZCardsfan]

This year's no over
Not for us kool-aid drinkers
We will beat da Bears

No way--If we win.....
I send pics to DBack Jon
What am I doing??

 

[BirdKC]

This is my big fear
Urlacher through the middle
Leinart out the season

Does the smiley count as a syllable?

 

[dreamcastrocks]

No way--If we win.....
I send pics to DBack Jon
What am I doing??

I will call your bluff
You are afraid to send pics
Jon will not see you

 

[abomb]

No way--If we win.....
I send pics to DBack Jon
What am I doing??

It is rather clear
Much like a high school baller
You're going both ways

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Does the smiley count as a syllable?

Smiley does not count
Please quit stealing my thunder
I am on a roll!

 

[BirdKC]

Smiley does not count
Please quit stealing my thunder
I am on a roll!

Balls balls balls balls balls
balls balls balls balls balls balls balls
balls balls balls balls balls

 

[D-Dogg]

I can't stand haikus
They really get on my nerves
Die Mr. Haiku

 

[dreamcastrocks]

It is rather clear
Much like a high school baller
You're going both ways

That one is the best
NEZ and DBackJon
sitting in a tree

 

[NEZCardsfan]

It is rather clear
Much like a high school baller
You're going both ways

Edit....I'm thumb upping the burn and haiku.

 

[abomb]

Edit....I'm thumb upping the burn and haiku.

 

[Rivercard]

Balls balls balls balls balls
balls balls balls balls balls balls balls
balls balls balls balls balls

Chiefs at five hundred
Soon to lose three in a row
Two and five for you

 

[BirdKC]

Chiefs at five hundred
Soon to lose three in a row
Two and five for you

I hope you are wrong
I may have to kill myself
Eleven and five

 

[Wild Card]

Then we face Oakland and Green Bay, albeit on the road, these are two games we SHOULD win.

D-D:

If we accept your premise that the Cardinals are a better team than the Rams, then the Cards had better beat the Packers at Lambeau, since the Rams just did, right?

In related news, I hear that Green Bay is gonna bench Brett Favre for fumbling the ball away in scoring position against the Rams with less than a minute to play, costing the Packers a chance to win the game. The former Super Bowl winner and MVP will sit so that his 1-4 team can start developing the first-round draftee who has been his backup.

That'd never happen, right?

WC

 

[dreamcastrocks]

D-D:

If we accept your premise that the Cardinals are a better team than the Rams, then the Cards had better beat the Packers at Lambeau, since the Rams just did, right?

In related news, I hear that Green Bay is gonna bench Brett Favre for fumbling the ball away in scoring position against the Rams with less than a minute to play, costing the Packers a chance to win the game. The former Super Bowl winner and MVP will sit so that his 1-4 team can start developing the first-round draftee who has been his backup.

That'd never happen, right?

WC

To be accurate, we were 1-3

 

[MrY]

Big sucks Big sucks hard
Big sucks Big sucks Big Sucks hard
Big sucks Big sucks hard

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Big sucks Big sucks hard
Big sucks Big sucks Big Sucks hard
Big sucks Big sucks hard

Dont quit your dayjob
You suck at making haikus
Please spare us next time.

 

[NEZCardsfan]

Big sucks Big sucks hard
Big sucks Big sucks Big Sucks hard
Big sucks Big sucks hard

What are we talking about here??

 

[abomb]

OK, I am sold.

Cards 20
Bears 19 (safety)

 

[JeffGollin]

I don't predict (What am I - a gypsy?)

I will say that, should the Cards play the Bears even and possibly win, I wouldn't be totally shocked. Here's why:

A lot of the Bear success comes from their (a) not fumbling or throwing picks but recovering scads of other teams' fumbles and picks, (b) only giving up 5 sacks, but sacking their opponents something like 18 tiimes and (c) only being penalized 5.2 times a game.

This, in turn, has magnified other Bear stats (For example, they've averaged over 100 yards on the ground. Sounds good. But that's because they run 36 - times or more a game. Their YPC is only about 3.1). Grossman has a 100.1 QB rating, but part of that is because the positive mistakes and turnover ratios enable him to play more conservatively (usually with a lead).

If somehow, the Cardinals can avoid turnovers, penalties, blocked kicks, long KO and punt returns, missed assignments and blown coverages (admittedly a tall order given our track record), I think we can hang with these guys.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

If somehow, the Cardinals can avoid turnovers, penalties, blocked kicks, long KO and punt returns, missed assignments and blown coverages (admittedly a tall order given our track record), I think we can hang with these guys.

It sounds so simple when you put it that way.

 

[BigRedArk]

If somehow, the Cardinals can avoid turnovers, penalties, blocked kicks, long KO and punt returns, missed assignments and blown coverages (admittedly a tall order given our track record), I think we can hang with these guys.

Yeah....uh which one are you doing today Jeff chugging or shotgunning the kool aid?

Note: I hope all of your if's happen but I remain skeptical.