Offical Jake is the Anti-Christ Thread

[Redheart]

Let me start it...

Jake is resposible for hiding all the WMD 1 day befor the war on Iraq.

 

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by Redheart
Let me start it...

Jake is resposible for hiding all the WMD 1 day befor the war on Iraq.

He also gave half his signing bonus to Osama Bin Laden to help finance Al Qaeda operations.....or at least that's what the Iraqi Information Minister has told me!

 

[Redheart]

When Pittman broke through that glass door...

It was Jake on the other side.

 

[azdad1978]

Jake Plummer was the reason why the TSA wants to build the stadium in Tempe

 

[Redheart]

The coke and pot Boston had...

he was holding for Jake.

 

[azdad1978]

Jake Plummer was the one who followed and called the cops when Boston was drunk.

 

[Krangodnzr]

Jake Plummer is German. Germans were Nazis.

Jake Plummer is a Nazis.

(or so says some dude we all know....)

 

[Crimson Warrior]

he eats five oompa loompas for breakfast and ten for dinner!

 

[green machine]

Jake Plummer is the one who takes and hides that one sock that you can never find.

 

[Shuesters2]

Jake was seen with Amelia Earhart on the Grassy Knoll in area 51 adjusting the carburator on his car that runs on water. I swear to God.

Shuesters:wink:

 

[jmr667]

Lets not forget about the nuns convent he converted to the brothel or the kindergarteners he used to smuggle drugs.

 

[Stout]

No, no, no...he was the GM for the Bosoxs that traded the Bambino, he was the mastermind of the Blacksox scandal, and he hit Nancy Kerrigan in the leg, removing competition for Tonya Harding.

 

[NFL_FAN]

Jake, I can barely bring myself to say it......kicks kittens!! And bit the head off of a bat at a concert years ago!!!!

 

[Mike Olbinski]

I think Jake Plummer is the one who hit that guy last night with his car, and not Bishop O'Brien!

It's just a set-up, O'Brien is innocent!

Mike

 

[Cards Czar]

I think he is the Mad dumper on the ship.. He will be found and he will be destoryed!!

 

[Fiasco]

Jake is the guy who puts the pillow/plant/obstruction in the way of the camera on the spice channel.

 

[thirty-two]

Jake created PMS.

 

[WisconsinCard]

That wasn't a girl he was dancing with at club rio either.

 

[JeffGollin]

It may be Gambo's mouth going up and down, but guess who's pulling the strings and making the noises? I saw it with my very eyes.

 

[HoodieBets]

Jake started both SARS and monkey pox.

 

[Krangodnzr]

Jake was the mastermind behind the plot to assasinate the Arch Duke Ferdinand, which led to WWI.

 

[AZ1766]

Jake was/is a good NFL quarterback.

 

[AZ1766]

Originally posted by Zona99
I think he is the Mad dumper on the ship.. He will be found and he will be destoryed!!

DUDE !!!!!!! I guess that is one way to break the boredom..... damn Mike.

I know the Navy has better pranksters than that!

 

[CardAvenger]

Jake is really Ivan Drago, and he's responsible for the death of Apollo Creed!! Bastard!!!!

 

[so far away]

It was really Jake's stained dress not Monica's