Dear Everyeffort.net,
I never really liked P. Diddy's music, but he is reportedly worth more than $150 million, and I figure if that is true, he could be a prime candidate to buy the Phoenix Suns. Shaquille O'neal could buy it too, because even if he would try to make the Suns really bad to avoid competition for his Lakers, he probably isn't smart enough to drive this franchise into the toilet as fast as the current majority owner. Also, it would give the Suns a better chance at getting Kobe, because he's not going to leave the Lakers anyway, and not to go to the Suns and be the sixth man behind Joe Johnson. Oh and one last thing, is there any way you guys could put out another commercial where Jerry Colangelo is getting his hair done up like Coolio? Because that one commercial really changed my opinion about him. It erased my memory of him and the fact that for the last 30 years he's been going to every single Suns game (unless the DBacks are playing) and pouting in the stands, not smiling once for 48 minutes, and I now understand that he truly is a likeable, down-to-Earth guy. That was a really telling 6 second clip of him.