Tales From The Darkside: To my followers, Kool-aiders and everyone else

[D-Dogg]

they once put an Eagle's wife's hand... in a jar of acid... at a party...

I kind of hate you now.

*off to watch it again*

 

[Cheesebeef]

Watched that video one too many times.

you have no idea!

 

[BirdMan21]

For those of you that haven't taken the time to watch the video....this is basically the summery and all you need to know.

He'll kick you apart

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He'll save the children, but not the Eagles Children

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[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

Down and Out 2! Catch it!

awesome

 

[D-Dogg]

For those of you that haven't taken the time to watch the video....this is basically the summery and all you need to know.

He'll kick you apart

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He'll save the children, but not the Eagles Children

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HO-LEE CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMG


Best.





Post.





EVAR!!!!







6 foot 20 and killing eagles for fun!!!!! Here they come, here they come, here they come!!

 

[Linderbee]

I can't find the link to said video.

edit: Nevermind. I got it. Just can't watch it at work for fear I will offend my co-worker.

 

[D-Dogg]

Oh linda, watch it. It's craptacularly awesomely spectacular. if he doesn't mind lines about penises and balls and some f bombs and some muffer droppings, then he'll be good to go.

It's totally weird, but think about the Cardinals being Washington, and strangely it will pump you up.

Thanks a hell of a lot Cheese, for ruining my normalcy.

 

[Linderbee]

A) Yeah, he might. I'll watch it at home when I've got no one but kids around..

B) In what delusional world do you live that you think you WERE normal?

 

[D-Dogg]

A) Yeah, he might. I'll watch it at home when I've got no one but kids around..

B) In what delusional world do you live that you think you WERE normal?

A) Eff him

B) Ya got me there

 

[D-Dogg]

Anquan Boldin, let me lay it on the line..he had two on the vine...i mean two sets of testicles, so divine. On the UOP field he patrolled the land, with a NFC winning catch in his perfect hands....

 

[D-Dogg]

Here comes Fitz, he's in control. Whis digs his hands and his body control...he eats opponents' brains and invented the fade...he's coming, he's coming, HE'S COMING!

 

[D-Dogg]

A-dub, aaaa-dub. 6 foot twenty killing QBs for fun. Rushed, killed, Trent Edwaaaaards...he's coming, he's coming, HE'S COMING!!!

 

[D-Dogg]

Sue Dockett if he rushes too fast, but Donovan's kids wishes Dock was their dad. Smith has a bicep for his brain and a bicep for his heart...DRC will pick you apart, he'll pick you apaaart!!

 

[D-Dogg]

Warner has a pocket full of touchdowns and effed the ish out of the Bears, he sings praise into heaven and can score with his stare.

Cardinals, Cardinals...twelve stories high and full of radiation...the Eagles beware, Tampa beware...they're coming, they're coming, THEY'RE COMING!

 

[D-Dogg]

Ok, all in one post. Cheese's inspiration (note, cursing abounds in the vid)

Spoiler

The Cards version:

Aaaaaahhhh....Cardinals, Cardinaaaals...six foot eight and hit like effing bulls. Opponents beware, opponents beware, they're coming, they're coming, THEY'RE COMING!

Anquan Boldin, he had two on the vine...i mean two sets of testicles, so divine. On the UOP field he patrolled the land, with a NFC winning catch in his perfect hands....

Here comes Fitz, eyeing a Super Bowl, Whis digs his hands and his body control...he eats opponents' brains and invented the fade...he's coming, he's coming, HE'S COMING!

A-dub, aaaa-dub. 6 foot twenty killing QBs for fun. Rushed, killed, Trent Edwaaaaards...he's coming, he's coming, HE'S COMING!!!

Sue Dockett if he rushes too fast, but Donovan's kids wishes Dock was their dad. Smith has a bicep for his brain and a bicep for his heart...DRC will pick you apart, he'll pick you apaaart!!

We'll spare children but not Eagle fan children. We'll spare children but not Eagle fan children. We'll spare children but not Eagle fan children. We'll spare children but not Eagle fan children.

Warner has a pocket full of touchdowns and effed the ish outta the Bears, he sings praise into heaven and can score with his stare.

Rolle scores on the Eagles after a pick from the sky. He then dances their style and he never says why.

Cardinals, Cardinals...twelve stories high, diabolical...the Eagles beware, Tampa beware...they're coming, they're coming, THEY'RE COMING!

 

[BirdMan21]

Just puts my Photoshop work to shame there.

 

[Shane]

Ok, all in one post. Cheese's inspiration (note, cursing abounds in the vid)

Spoiler

The Cards version:

Aaaaaahhhh....Cardinals, Cardinaaaals...six foot eight and hit like an effing ton. Opponents beware, opponents beware, they're coming, they're coming, THEY'RE COMING!

Anquan Boldin, let me lay it on the line..he had two on the vine...i mean two sets of testicles, so divine. On the UOP field he patrolled the land, with a NFC winning catch in his perfect hands....

Here comes Fitz, he's in control. Whis digs his hands and his body control...he eats opponents' brains and invented the fade...he's coming, he's coming, HE'S COMING!

A-dub, aaaa-dub. 6 foot twenty killing QBs for fun. Rushed, killed, Trent Edwaaaaards...he's coming, he's coming, HE'S COMING!!!

Sue Dockett if he rushes too fast, but Donovan's kids wishes Dock was their dad. Smith has a bicep for his brain and a bicep for his heart...DRC will pick you apart, he'll pick you apaaart!!

We'll spare children but not Eagle fan children. We'll spare children but not Eagle fan children. We'll spare children but not Eagle fan children. We'll spare children but not Eagle fan children.

Warner has a pocket full of touchdowns and effed the ish out of the Bears, he sings praise into heaven and can score with his stare.

Rolle scores on the Eagles after a pick from the sky. He then dances their style and he never says why.

Cardinals, Cardinals...twelve stories high and made of radiation...the Eagles beware, Tampa beware...they're coming, they're coming, THEY'RE COMING!

Classic!

 

[BirdMan21]

So awesome Donald, just watched it again (at least the 15th time now) going by with the new and improved lyrics. AMAZING

 

[Mulli]

This thread is the best one ever.

 

[Doc Cardinal]

Pass the koolaid.....one more game baby!!!

GO BIG RED

 

[BirdMan21]

I can't get this song out of my head. Just gets me more and more pumped for Sunday.

 

[Mulli]

Nidan is a no show in this thread?

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

Nidan is a no show in this thread?

i don't think he has any idea how to respond to positive cheese rants.

 

[Mulli]

I too have watched this too many times now. Mulliwife loves it as well.

"he'll save children, but not the british children."

 

[Carddan]

I think it's sophmoric, rude and abusive, and yet, it gave me chills. I don't understand why I loved it.

ESPN beware, "they're coming, They're Coming, THEY'RE COMING"