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  1. Assface

    Caption It (pt 2 of 2)

    "My eyes are up here, pervert."
  2. Assface

    Boldin Hurt, Whiz Is A Feeb.

    A coach can't pull everyone, this isn't college where you have a 70 man roster.
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    Whiz: "We won't show anything today; we'll save our gameplan for next week"

    One of the commentators said that Whiz had a full game plan ready in case the vikings lost but when their win made our game meaningless he put it aside until next week. So, we went in to this without the gameplan that had been practiced all week.
  4. Assface

    What are Matt's excuses this week?

    I think the Woodson pick was just the guy who should be DPOY making a great play. The one after that was just very badly thrown. I disagree with the comments about bad reads and noodle arm. From this preseason on he's been throwing the ball deep with ease. He was just throwing everything...
  5. Assface

    What are Matt's excuses this week?

    Carson Palmer was a top 5 QB before the injuries, Matt Cassell has done well for himself and the Sanchise has played well enough as a rookie that even the New York fans are happy with him.
  6. Assface

    Are you worried?

    Not worried. GB beat our backups and this team seems to thrive on the type of public negativity we're going to hear all week. Instead of being happy with a 10 win season this next week is going to sound a lot like last year's "worst playoff team ever." Everyone is going to be telling them...
  7. Assface

    What are Matt's excuses this week?

    Matt looked pretty good as a rookie. This year, after the coaches fixed his mechanics and made him get stronger, it seems like he's been throwing high on a regular basis. Like you said, throwing high will kill any QB. I've been a Matt supporter all along but BSP being in the game probably...
  8. Assface

    Dilfer says Whiners walk with division next season and earn playoff bye...

    Was Gohard trying to say something? I couldn't hear it over the sound of us hosting a playoff game next week.
  9. Assface

    Draft Pike/tebow/mccoy/bradford

    That's the exception, not the rule. If he hadn't suffered a series of injuries he would never have been available to sign as a FA. Hell, he didn't even become our full time starter until series of injuries. Getting lucky is not something you base your strategy for the future on.
  10. Assface

    Draft Pike/tebow/mccoy/bradford

    That timeline works if we get another year out of Kurt. When he retires, trade Boldin and tank for a year. Finish off the window of opportunity we have now and then rebuild. How about the USC freshman? I know some people are going to jump on that because of Leinart but what do you think of...
  11. Assface

    Cards Packers Game Thread

    The Cardinals players will be able to brush this off as "their starters beat our backups." If we had left our starters in for the whole game and it was an ass whuppin like this then there might have been an edge for them. Also, the psychological edge didn't help the Patriots much against the...
  12. Assface

    "And with their 3rd round pick, The Arizona Cardinals select QB..."

    Have any good starting QBs ever come out of the third round? With quarterbacks you either get one in the first round or you get lucky with a guy at the very end of the draft who was completely under-evaluated.
  13. Assface

    Updated Playoff Picture 2010

    Right now it looks like the first round of the NFC playoffs is going to feature 2 rematches of teams that played the week before.
  14. Assface

    Breaston?

    Fielding that punt on the 1 was one of the worst decisions I've seen in a long time.
  15. Assface

    if drc can't play next week, we have 0% chance of winning

    Announcers called it a contusion, which is just the medical term for a bruise. No real damage, just soreness.
  16. Assface

    Larry Fitz Rookie Pic

    I heard his mom gave him a blanket for Christmas and he threw it away because nothing covers Larry Fitzgerald.
  17. Assface

    NFC Playoffs vs. AFC playoffs

    That would be so awesome. I think a lot of people would have a hard time getting past the last decade or so of ineptness by both teams but that would be such an interesting matchup. Fitz and Boldin against the Bengals' very underrated secondary. Ochocinco vs DRC.
  18. Assface

    Will the Cardinals have enough money to sign a player in free agency?

    All of whom were bargains. Look at what Kurt's salary was last year compared to his production. Warner wasn't a big money free agent signing, when he got here this was his third team in 3 years. Starting with Denny Green and continuing through the current staff, our FA signings have been...
  19. Assface

    Arizona Cardinals 2010 Personnel & Over-View of the NFC West

    I think the futures of Warner and Boldin are tied together. As long as Kurt is here this is going to be a pass first team and they will need to keep the Fitz/Boldin/Breaston trio together. If Warner retires then the team can transition to focusing on Beanie with Fitz carrying the load in the...
  20. Assface

    Why this team WILL take an OL with their #1 pick

    In that case.......who do you think the 49ers are going to draft? :O
  21. Assface

    In-Flight Celebration

    A bunch of 300 lb dudes packed in to coach can't be that nice of a flight. It's cool seeing them wearing their new hats. Probably made the rest of the flight more enjoyable.
  22. Assface

    Boldin TD

    It was a tie game. You don't ever, ever pass up on a go-ahead score because you never know what will happen on the next play.
  23. Assface

    Bryan Robinson!

    He shouldn't have gotten those 2 penalties but it's cool to see him sticking up for a teammate like that.
  24. Assface

    Who do we WANT to play first round?

    Philly right now is the #3 seed with upcoming games against Denver and Dallas. If we win out we could potentially take the 3 spot.
  25. Assface

    Looking ahead 2010...

    Give Tennessee some credit, since getting embarrassed by New England they've been on a hot streak. They've allowed 13, 27, 17, 17, 17, 27(colts), 7, 24. They rank 2nd in rush yards allowed, 10th in total yards and 13th in points allowed.
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